Suddenly, I'm getting (for me) record amounts of spam! Holy Goldfish, what in the worlds happened to gMail's most auspicious capacity for finding spam? (not that my accounts've had much practice) This is my second spam email in the last two weeks! I still find them funny though. You see, I've never even been to the UK!
We are pleased to inform you today of the result of the winners of the UK
NATIONAL LOTTERY ONLINE PROMO PROGRAMME, held today .
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of £1,000,000
(One Million Britain pounds sterlings) in cash credited to file
To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent;
Dr. Pinkett Griffin
Provide him with the information below:
1.Full Name:2.Full Address:3.Marital Status:4.Occupation:5.Age:
6.Sex:7.Nationality:8.Country Of Residence:9.Telephone Number:
Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.
Mrs. Rose Wood
Hm, "Staffs"? *grabs a nine of wands card* *waves a clenched fist over it* *SPARKLIES!!* *she now has nine "staffs"* Like this?